thescribbledlies:

tomfuckinmison:

this is a religious experience

these are so awkward, but then you realize this is literally what everyone there sees and hears so it’s just as awkward for them.

pattomore:

story of my life 

pattomore:

story of my life 

New favourite joke:

juliuscaesarofficial:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

these are the best jokes ever

vinebox:

the next avatar

vinebox:

the next avatar

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

yvzmin:

"life is a gift!"

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i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

I STILL DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM BUT I FREAKING LOSE IT EVERY TIME WHAT IS THIS

Reblogged from ♡eat my shorts♡

equestrianfangirlswag:

she’s so touched for a moment

Reblogged from My Own Personal Idaho